Dangerous Golf

3 03 2009

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to you?”
“Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the
cow’s arse.”

Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, “Hey, this
looks like yours!”

“I don’t remember much after that…”



One response

3 03 2009

Little things amuse litle minds !!!

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