Another oldie that makes me laugh..

25 02 2009

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work.

The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their
sex lives. After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men
by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes:

Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, ‘Last Friday at
the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend’s office wearing a
leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it
and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto
heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk
right then and there!’

The engaged woman giggled and said, ‘That’s pretty much my story!
When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a
black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so
turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up
our wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, ‘I did a lot of
planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma’s.
I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume.. I
slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black
stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask.

When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote,
sat down and yelled:

‘Hey, Batman, what’s for dinner?





If your names not John you’re not getting in…

19 02 2009

Yes !

I’ve been invited on a cave diving trip in June to the Dordogne..

Frankly, this could be the pinnacle of my diving career so far..

I have been interested in this stuff for ages, but haven’t found the time or opportunity to do much of it, certainly not in the UK. It’s not something to be undertaken lightly..

If you know anything about French cave diving then you’ll get a warm glow at the list we’re going to attempt to do..

“I would envisage diving at the Ressel, Trou Madame, St George, the Truffe and perhaps the Cregols”

So says the tour leader.. I’ve never been but they are pretty famous if you read up on the web.

Will blog more about it later, just needed to say something.. couldn’t sleep last night thinking about it !





What is the point of this video ?

19 02 2009

As an object exercise in dicking about with video morphing it’s amusing.. But 2 minutes of the same thing ? Maybe that’s the joke.. and it’s had 18m views ? WTF..





Proper Dad Dancing..

18 02 2009

Now this is some proper Dad-Dancing.. Can’t wait till my son gets married then I can truly embarrass him with my special brand of dad-dancing.. For now I’ll just relax and watch this guy..





Cooking doesn’t get tougher than this..

17 02 2009

This blog link saves me the trouble of having to write paragraphs about how annoying these two men are.. I quite like the show in terms of I quite like cooking programmes in general.. but they are very very annoying.

Cooking doesn’t get toucher than this [shouted]





Sex and Social Networking – a dangerous mix

16 02 2009

A friend forwarded me this link, it’s pretty funny if you’re not the subject of the windup..





This made me laugh..

16 02 2009

I assume this has done the rounds over the years, but it appears to have passed me by.. No matter, it still made me laugh on a dreary Monday afternoon..

Peter invited his mother for dinner, during the course of the meal; his mother couldn’t help but notice how lovely Peter’s flat mate, Joanne, was.

She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Peter and his flat mate than
met the eye.

Reading his mum’s thoughts, Peter volunteered, ‘I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Joanne & I are just flat mates’.

About a week later, Joanne came to Peter saying, ‘Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the frying pan, you don’t suppose she took it do you?

‘Well I doubt it, but I’ll e-mail her just to be sure’ said Peter.

So he sat down and wrote

DEAR MOTHER,

I’M NOT SAYING THAT YOU ‘DID’ TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE. I’M NOT SAYING THAT YOU ‘DID NOT’ TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.

LOVE PETER

Several days later, Peter received an email from his mother which read

DEAR SON,

I’M NOT SAYING THAT YOU ‘DO’ SLEEP WITH JOANNE, AND I’M NOT SAYING THAT YOU ‘DO NOT’ SLEEP WITH JOANNE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM

Lesson of the day,

NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER