Chortle chortle..

6 02 2009

An Israeli doctor said, ‘Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor said, ‘That’s nothing! In Germany, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.’

A Russian doctor said, ‘In my country medicine is so advanced, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’

The English doctor, not to be outdone, said ‘Hah! We can take an arsehole out of Scotland, put him in 10 Downing Street and have half the country looking for work within twenty-four hours!!





Excellent.. BBC Breakfast swearing..

6 02 2009




Six Nations..

6 02 2009

Anticipation. It is a word that I never truly grasped the full meaning of until Tim Curry’s rendition of “Sweet Transvestite” in Rocky Horror Picture Show. In that single word Mr Curry poured all resonance of meaning; the delicious hint of expectation, on the tip of your tongue, your breath stilling until your heart beats behind silent lungs, the sole nervous butterfly in your stomach slowly stirring to life the swarm around it as your insides become slave to the external tyranny of time.

I have been too long without an English victory.

The everyday drudgery of life however now seems positively blissful compared to the torturous wait for the referees whistle to start England vs Italy and the start of 6N 2009.

But wait I shall, and while I wait I will wallow in the sweet embrace of antici…pation followed by a joyous victory over Wales on Valentines day, how ironic..